I work at a fast food restaurant. (Don't get me wrong, that's not what I hate)

I hate people who spend 10 minutes making up their mind and don't even regard that a mega line has formed behind them.

People who pay with exact change in small change.

People that always come in and go "Hey bro, gimme free food." I probably would've if you actually asked for some instead of demanding it.

I'm pretty sure anyone that's worked in the fast food industry knows what I'm talking about. Endrant.

Spiders

Listening to people blow their nose

Large gauged ears

Techno or dub step

Teen Mom

my mail man, he pulls his truck right outside my door so he doesn't have to walk five feet, and then does some complicated six point maneuver to get out of the driveway/really small parking lot.

And the whole time my dogs are barking like crazy... and then they look really proud because they think they scared the mean mail man away.

It's really not that far from the road dude.


I also hate my neighbors, right now mainly that they snore loud enough that I hear them through the walls. Fool, move your bed to the other side of the room!

Also, they're drive way hogs. One day, I'm gonna just back up into them and when they get pissy I'll just tell them that's what they get for parking like they're drunk.

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That sore throat you get and how you know you are getting a cold.

When ice builds up on the inside of your windshield.

Having a full fridge and being hungry for none of the shit you just bought

Stubbing my toe.
People who are too smart to watch TV. Put down the intro to philosophy text and go solve cancer, you gifted dicks. (does not apply to Blake Schwarzenbach, obvi.)
When it's really nice out and I'm stuck at work.

Liars.
Liars.
Liars.
Did I mention liars?

girls and when they wont give me sexy time

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Losing half an Oreo in your milk.... dammit

Having to be a subscriber to listen to Last.fm on my phone/iPod.

Working in a supermarket, staffed and frequented by pricks.

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Sausages.