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| Who is the greater infomercial salesman? | | Billy Mays | | 74% | [ 14 ] | | Vince Offer | | 26% | [ 5 ] |
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Kyle
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 |  Subject: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:07 pm | |
| It had to be done. This needs to be settled. Who is the better informercial salesman? BILLY MAYS VINCE OFFER Without a doubt in my mind, Billy Mays is the superior salesman. He's the original. The best. Do not attempt to compete. You will walk away in defeat. Take notes VINCE. |
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hastekilledcreativity
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| | Subject: Re: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:10 pm | |
| Billy Mays! He yells about everything, and I usually only say "why are you yelling" but at least I'm paying attention. Who the hell is that other guy? He kind of creeps me out. |
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Kyle
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| | Subject: Re: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:12 pm | |
| HOLY SHIT I DIDNT EVEN REALIZED I RHYMED.
"Do not attempt to compete. You will walk away in defeat."
so good.
HOLLLLEEEEERRRRRRR |
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Johnny99
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| | Subject: Re: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:12 pm | |
| i fucking hate the shamwow guy. |
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Pants
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| | Subject: Re: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:14 pm | |
| Billy Mays can sell anything
The "you'll love my nuts" guy is creepy |
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hyperballad
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| | Subject: Re: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:17 pm | |
| I'm so torn you guys. Billy Mays is the OG of infomercials, but his disposition puts me off.
Vince is a n00b who can't measure up to Mays' status, but he's got some pizazz.
kinda sounds like the last election. |
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Ross
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| | Subject: Re: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:18 pm | |
| NO.
BARRY SCOTT IS THE GOD OF ALL. |
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Kyle
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| | Subject: Re: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:18 pm | |
| | Johnny99 wrote: | | i fucking hate the shamwow guy. |
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hyperballad
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| | Subject: Re: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:20 pm | |
| pssh, you guys don't understand talent when you see it.
I love how he sounds like if you don't buy the Shamwow, he'll kick your ass.
his quasi-New York accent kinda helps with the image. |
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Raccoon
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| | Subject: Re: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:55 pm | |
|  Such a silly argument. Obviously Vince. |
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Pants
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| | Subject: Re: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:39 pm | |
| Who needs a headset when you can just yell whatever you need to |
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billy pilgrim
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| | Subject: Re: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:43 pm | |
| Vince. Fuck y'all haters.
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Lost in fog and love and faithless fear
I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere.
art blog! (is no longer dead.)
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highonbutane
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| | Subject: Re: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:04 pm | |
| how can you hate the shamwow guy?
shamwow is fucking amazing! |
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Joaquin_Honest
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| | Subject: Re: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:25 pm | |
| Billy Mays. Fuck y'all Offer-lovers. |
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abstract illusion
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| | Subject: Re: The Ultimate Rivalry Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:18 pm | |
| i don't know these guys but i'd more likely buy something from that billy mays guy.. |
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